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Top 6 Discreet Sex Toys

Top 6 Discreet Sex Toys

After spending what seems like forever finding the perfect place to hide your King Cock 10” Squirting Dildo from your roommates or family members, they just happen to stumble upon it one day. Even though its perfectly normal and part of a healthy sex life, they never let you hear the end of it. Instead of going through that subtle embarrassment again, you have two options: spend a few more hours finding an even better hiding spot or find a toy you can hide in plain sight without anyone knowing. So, here’s the highest rated non-phallic and discrete sex toys that can remain your dirty little secret.

1. Iroha Rin by Tenga

I personally love everything that Tenga makes, particularly their iroha series. They have the most modern and minimalistic designs that make 22-year-old hipsters, like myself, swoon. The  iroha Rin  follows suit to that design. The word “rin” itself means intelligence, wisdom, grace, and elegance in Japanese, and the wand is no different. With a simple, but beautiful, design, we can definitely see why the iroha Rin was named in such a way.

The Rin puts a twist on the Wand Massagers we all know and love, like the Hitachi, but adds a completely circular and flexible head, and a firm cylindrical base. The Rin has complete versatility, allowing you to move and squeeze the head in multiple ways to hit all your sweet spots, while also giving you the ability to use the wand externally and internally with multiple vibration modes. The Rin may appear larger in pictures, but it actually fits perfectly in the palm of your hand, allowing for easier handling. This wand is made of 100% body-safe silicone and ABS, and comes in two of my favorite colors, deep red and mustard yellow. The Rin also is equipped with Tenga’s famous anti-dust material, so you can actually use it as decoration in your living room when it’s not in use.

  • Material: 100% Body-Safe Silicone and ABS
  • Waterproof
  • Battery-Operated (x2 AAA)
  • Four Hours Runtime
  • Three Month Warranty
  • Available Color Options: Deep Red and Mustard Yellow

2. Control Intimate Therapy Shower Stroker by Sir Richard’s

One of the most discrete sex toys I have ever seen is the Intimate Therapy Shower Stroker by Sir Richard’s. The stroker is disguised as a shampoo bottle to allow the user to keep it hidden away in plain sight in their shower or bathroom. Of course, the Intimate Therapy Shower Stroker is completely waterproof and reusable so you can easily bring it along to shower or bath time for a quick and satisfying cleanup. This stroker is made of Sir Richard’s exclusive Fanta Flesh material, making it feel ultra-realistic and lifelike. Just unscrew the top of the bottle for even more air-tight suction. After your shower jerk-sesh is complete, clean it out with toy cleaner and warm water, screw on the cap, and put it back next to your hair care and body wash for next time. 

The Intimate Therapy Shower Stoker comes in three different types, including Firm Hole, Extra Fresh Pussy, Deep Comfort. Rubba dub dub, time to have fun in the tub.

  • Material: Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE), Polypropylene (PP), and ABS Plastic
  • Waterproof
  • One Year Warranty
  • Available Options: Firm Hole, Extra Fresh Pussy, Deep Comfort

3. Chrystalino Expert by Shots America LLC

The beautiful handblown design of the blue Chrystalino Expert by Shots America is breathtaking. Made from high-quality borosilicate glass, this non-phallic wand can be used in any hole you desire and is specially made for enhanced temperature play. The Chrystalino Expert is made of shatterproof glass to accommodate any accidental drop and is also non-porous for easy cleaning after any kind of play. The wand is small, easy to handle, and perfect travel size, with an insertable length of 8.5cm. All in all, the Chrystalino Expert looks as if you could purchase it from a museum and will make a lovely (and discrete) new addition to your curio cabinet.

  • Material: Borosilicate Glass
  • Waterproof
  • Shatterproof
  • Hot or Cold Safe
  • Insertable Length of 8.5cm


4. Avant Pride by Blush Novelties


Pride Month may be over, but here at Vibed, we all continue to celebrate what the LGBTQ+ community fights for every single day. The Avant Pride series by Blush Novelties is in our top list of favorites. The series features representation for various amounts of orientations, genders, and everything in between, while still maintaining quality materials and designs. The series has many different types of figures, including anal plugs, dildos, and dongs (if you don’t know the difference yet, head to our Dildos and Dongs category for more info).

For non-phallic penetrative models, the shapes of the P1 and P2 are designed to stimulate either the P-spot or G-spot, whichever you’re feeling that day. These models are colored to represent the gay and transgender community, P1 for the former and P2 for the latter. Both feature a strong suction cup base, making them a perfect addition to your harness, and have an insertable length of 5.25in.

If you’re looking more for non-phallic anal plugs, models P4, P5, P6, and P7 are the way to go. These models are colored to represent the asexual, gender fluid, genderqueer, and BDSM communities. Each plug features a tapered design for comfortable insertion and wear, and each have varying insertional lengths depending on the model.

No matter what you are looking for, whether it be plug, dildos, or dongs, Avant Pride offers a range of high-quality pleasure products to suit your needs and represent your life. All of the items in the series are made of 100% body-safe and non-porous silicone for healthy use and easy cleaning.

  • Material: Body-Safe Platinum Cured Silicone
  • Non-Porous and Boilable
  • Warms with Your Body
  • Harness-Compatible (Models P1 and P2)

5. Eva II by Dame Products


Dame is personally one of my favorite companies of them all. It was founded by women, run by women, and the products are created by women who know and understand the female body. The Eva II is a waterproof and rechargeable vibrator that has a very interesting shape. The vibe has wings on each side that wrap around the labia, allowing the vibrating to sit comfortably on the clitoris and stay in place. The Eva II was designed so that it can be comfortably worn during sex, so those with a clitoris can have their hands with for other activities.

The Eva II has multiple speeds to match your mood and desires and is also made of super silky body-safe silicone for ultimate comfort. It is waterproof, so shower and bath sex are fair game. On top of it all, the Eva II comes with a charging case, so it can be easily charged when not in use.

  • Material: Medical Grade Silicone
  • Waterproof
  • Charging Case and USB Cable Included
  • Three Speed Motor
  • Hands-Free and Strap-Free
  • Available Colors: Quartz and Fir


6. Icicles #76 by Pipedream


For our final product, let me introduce the Icicles #76. This anal plug is made of hand-blown glass that is non-porous and hypoallergenic. It’s perfect for temperature play, so you can throw it in freezer or microwave for added sensation. The fun part is that there is a beautiful handblown rose at the base of the plug for added elegance and poise. This toy is perfect for beginners due to its smaller size and has an insertional length of 2.4 in. Pipedream recommends that the toy be cleaned after each use, either with toy cleaner and putting it through the dishwasher. After cleaned, you’ll be able to place it in a small vase in your living room, and no one would ever know your secret.

  • Material: Hand-Blown Glass
  • Temperature play
  • Non-porous and body safe
  • Dishwasher friendly
  • Hypoallergenic

When looking for a discrete sex toy, you always must make sure that the product is body-safe. Plenty of toys are porous and not up to medical grade standards, which makes it difficult to clean due to bacteria seeping through the surface of the toy. At Vibed, we make sure all of our toys are up to the standards you would want for your body and that they are all safe for your playtime.

Between the iroha Rin and the Icicles #76, you should be covered when it comes to hiding your toys in plain sight. Vibed carries over 1,000 products that range from beginner to expert, so if you didn’t find what you’re looking for here, head back over to our store and take a gander. It’s a candy store for your pleasure products.

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